Me, Myself & I

Me: So why don’t you tell us a little about yourself? Who are you? What do you do?
Myself: Hmm, I don’t really think of myself as a ‘who’ – but more like a collection of memories. You know: the things I’ve seen and heard…
I: And touched, smelled and tasted.
Myself: Exactly. Which leads on to your second question. What I do, is all of the above.
Me: Interesting. And do you have a preference for any one of the above?
I: Definitely seeing. Looking, watching. Seeking out the beautiful, the odd, the fascinating and so on. It’s everywhere you look.
Myself: Too right! And you know the best part? All you need are open eyes and a dash of curiosity.
Me: Well it sounds as if you never get bored.
Myself: Not quite. But I can say this:
I: Looking around is a guaranteed cure for boredom.
Me: Thank you.